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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Some joke to share..

I came across this joke from a blog, found it hilarious and a good one.
So, i think it'd be great to share it. Enjoy.
It is called The Raise.

The day the Penis asked for a raise...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off..
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss



The Response

Dear P.Niss;
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the Correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task..
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious- looking bags..

Sincerely,
V. Gina

7 Comment:

Natasha Basok said...

memey! dirty!
haha..but tell u what,it is damn phunny!
i like the v-gina part most. hehe~

Amanda Christine Wong said...

LOL!

MeMeR said...

Priceless aite!!Lol

edz87 said...

P. niss Vs V.gina and the winner is.... =P

MeMeR said...

I don't know!

kamarul said...

Marvelous

Jalak Lenteng said...

haha..its funny..need 2 admit dat wat v.gina said is tru...n i am waiting 4 d part when v.gina ask for the raise...hehehe

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